The Communist Liberal
So, today, as I was going through my pre-separation classes, as in, I am getting out of the U.S. Marine Corps, I was approached by another Marine. This other Marine is a Russian immigrant from Boston and New York City (imagine the accent).
Anyway, the Russian asked me if I was a Satanist. Naturally, I asked him why. Well, his response was exactly this, “Because you wear that stupid ring.” (To let you know, I wear a ring with a pentacle on it (A pentacle is a five-pointed star inside of a circle, representing the five elements))
Anyway, my response was this, “Well, yea, you uneducated retard, I’m a Wiccan, of course I wear a pentacle. And, may I ask, what makes it stupid? Could it be that you are so close-minded that you have no idea what you’re talking about? And, on that note, since you’re from Russia, I guess I can only assume you to be a Communist. Furthermore, being that you’re from Boston and New York City, you must be a Liberal. Hmmm, how odd to find a Communist Liberal, I didn’t even think that possible.”
Well, needless to say, after killing him with my word usage, I put out my cigarette and went back inside. He never said another word.
Now, I understand that since he is from Russia doesn’t automatically make him a Communist, but I figure, what goes around comes around.
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